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Division two · Instruments

The instrument
bay.

Body-safe materials from suppliers we have actually vetted. Plain packaging, discreet billing, nothing printed on the box.

The catalogue

Field-tested
equipment.

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Body-Safe Silicone

Pulse Wand

Rechargeable, whisper-quiet, ten patterns. Waterproof to IPX7.

$54Coming soon

Body-Safe Silicone

Orbit Ring

Stretch-fit ring with a low-profile motor. USB-C charging.

$32Coming soon

Body-Safe Silicone

Gravity Well

Weighted, tapered and beginner-friendly. Storage pouch included.

$46Coming soon

Vegan Leather

Signal Cuffs

Padded, adjustable, quick-release. Chrome hardware, retro tooling.

$39Coming soon

Cotton · 8m

Nebula Rope

Two hanks of softened cotton in deep-space dye. Beginner guide included.

$28Coming soon

Padded Satin

Blackout Visor

Total light-block with a contoured nose bridge. One size, elastic strap.

$22Coming soon

Standards

What body-safe
actually means.

We only list non-porous materials: platinum-cure silicone, borosilicate glass, 304 and 316 stainless steel, and ABS. Porous materials — jelly, PVC, TPR, TPE — trap bacteria in microscopic pores that cannot be sterilised, and they leach plasticisers over time. We do not stock them at any price.

Cleaning

Silicone: warm water and unscented soap, or boil for three minutes if the toy has no motor in it. Glass and steel: soap and water, or the top rack of a dishwasher with no detergent. Anything with electronics gets wiped down, never submerged past its rated seal.

Lubricant pairing

Water-based lubricant works with everything on this page. Silicone lubricant degrades silicone toys over time — keep it for glass and steel only. Oil-based lubricant destroys latex, so skip it entirely if barriers are in play.

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