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Division one · Object works
Cut, engraved, polished and finished in-house, one at a time. Every piece is made to order. Tap through to Etsy to choose your handle wrap and complete checkout.
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3/8″ black acrylic · 15 × 4 in.
A tentacled entity engraved in high detail across solid black acrylic, rendered in white on void. Hand-wrapped handle with wrist loop — red, black or white leather. Smooth polished edges.
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3/8″ black acrylic · 15 × 4 in.
Bold, sweet, unapologetic. A high-contrast candy pinup laser-engraved into solid black acrylic, cut and finished in-house. Hand-wrapped leather handle with wrist loop.
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3/8″ frosted acrylic · 15 × 4 in.
Vintage erotic line art engraved into frosted acrylic. Precision-cut so the artwork will not fade or wear. The most upscale piece in the case.
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3/8″ clear cast acrylic · 15 × 6 in.
A densely detailed technical spacecraft engraved into clear cast acrylic. Mechanical linework that reads almost like a blueprint when it catches the light — the most intricate cut in the catalogue.
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3/8″ clear cast acrylic · 15 × 4 in.
The plain one, done properly. Crystal-clear cast acrylic, precision-cut, polished edges, 1.25″ handle. Optional leather cord wrap.
Made to your specification
Bring us wording, artwork, or a half-formed idea. Nothing gets cut until you have seen the design and said yes.
Request a custom →Care & handling
Clean with warm water and a mild soap on a soft cloth, then dry with a microfibre. Acrylic scratches more easily than it looks like it should, so avoid paper towels and abrasive pads.
Never use ammonia-based glass cleaner. Windex and its relatives cause acrylic to craze — a web of fine cracks that cannot be polished out. The same goes for acetone, alcohol wipes and most solvent cleaners. Plain soap and water, or a dedicated plastic cleaner, and nothing else.
Store flat or hanging, out of direct sunlight and away from heat. Acrylic will bow if it is left leaning against a radiator or shut in a hot car.
Acrylic is rigid and unforgiving, and the thicker pieces carry real weight. Keep strikes to well-padded areas, and stay off the tailbone, kidneys, spine and joints. Agree a safeword before anything begins and check in out loud rather than assuming.
Inspect the paddle before each use. If you find a chip or a crack in the acrylic, retire it — cracked acrylic can fail suddenly under impact and leave a sharp edge. Get in touch and we will talk about a replacement.
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